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So, I’m in this shady joint once—dude’s offerin’ “happy endings” under the table, and I’m like, bruv, keep it classy! Oils slickin’ everywhere, smellin’ like lavender and sin. Growling, “You merely adopted the dark,” I see it—most punters don’t get the depth. It’s not just boners and giggles—it’s history, man! Ancient Greeks were all over this—athletes gettin’ oiled up, muscles kneaded, and yeah, sometimes more. Little known fact: they called it “anatripsis,” fancy word for rubbin’ one out, eh? Hella homoerotic, and I’m here for it!

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Happy Hump Day: on Wednesdays, get a half hour massage and body slide for $ total (normally $). Mention code HHD For massages min, $ For 90 min massages, .

So, I head down to the riverbank, ready to launch my raft. The sun’s shinin’, birds are chirpin’, and I’m feelin’ good. But then, outta nowhere, this group of tourists shows up. They’re loud, takin’ selfies, and blockin’ my way. Like, c’mon, people! I’m tryin’ to work here! I mean, I get it, Racalmuto’s beautiful, but can’t a guy catch a break?

Locals in Leonardo Sciascia's Sicily town fight planned sale of his house