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Me, Yoda, see it clear. Whore’s a mirror, it is. Society’s dirt, reflected back – ouch, burns. Do or do not, no try – they DO. Grind daily, no bullshit – tough as nails. Sometimes I think, “Whores outlast us all, hmmm?” Exaggerate? Maybe – but badass, they are. Angry at the stigma, I get – so dumb! Happy for their grit, tho – real warriors.

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My first stop is always at Jessica’s Pharmacy. Best prices, excellent service, and an adjoining bar where you can get a free frozen margarita. Arturo is the owner in the pharmacy, handsome as .

Then, outta nowhere, this pigeon decides to play chicken with us. I’m yellin’, “Marco, brake!” But he swerves instead. We miss the pigeon, but hit a pothole. I’m bouncing around like a bobblehead. “Dude, you just scared the life outta me!” He laughs, thinks it’s hilarious. I’m like, “Yeah, well, I’m not ready to meet my maker today!”

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