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Ayy, Gabagool? Ova here! So, sex-dating, huh? Lemme tell ya, it’s a freakin’ jungle out there, like somethin’ outta “The Act of Killing.” You got these apps, right? Swipe this, swipe that—bam, you’re chattin’ up some broad who’s maybe hot, maybe a psycho. I’m sittin’ there, thinkin’, “What’s the angle, huh?” Everybody’s playin’ a part, like them killers in the movie, actin’ all cool while they’re screwin’ somebody over. Sex-dating’s the same—half these clowns are posers, flexin’ pics from five years ago. Drives me nuts, I swear!

Press Officer

Finally, we get back to the school. I’m exhausted. I need that cornetto NOW. But wait, there’s more! Next up is Sofia. Sweet girl, but she’s got the attention span of a goldfish. We’re driving down Via Mazzini, and she’s just staring at the buildings. “Sofia, focus!” I shout. She jumps, nearly swerves into a lamppost. “Sorry, I just love the architecture!”

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