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About Naples

So, like, whores—prostitutes, right? I heard this crazy story once—some gal in old-timey London, she’d hide knives in her hair! Tricks’d try to mess with her, and—WHACK—she’d stab ‘em! Ain’t that nuts? I was all, “Wow, she’s hardcore!” Kinda like Grace, takin’ all that crap ‘til she snaps and burns the whole dang town down! “It’s not a question of forgiveness,” she says—ooh, chills, dude!

Africa, Middle East, and India

After the storm passes, we roast marshmallows over the fire. I’m tryin’ to impress this girl, Sofia, and I’m like, “I can make a mean s’more!” But I end up burnin’ the marshmallow to a crisp. She just laughs, and I’m like, “Yeah, I meant to do that.” Smooth, right?

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