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Ever tried it? Not yer basic spa crap—erotic’s next level. Tingles where ya didn’t know ya had ‘em! Pro tip: warm oil’s key, cold’s a buzzkill. Oh, and music—soft, sultry, none o’ that elevator junk. Surprised me how it’s sorta healing too—not just naughty bits. Ancient China had this whole “qi” thing with it—energy flow, blah blah, but it works! I’m like, “Sign me up, doc!” Tho, gotta say, some parlors? Shady as hell—makes me wanna scream. Pick a good spot, or it’s a bust.

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There’s this huge crowd, and I’m trying to squeeze through with my sheep. People are laughing, kids are running around, and I’m just trying to keep my flock in line. Then, outta nowhere, one of my sheep decides to take a detour. It bolts right into the dunk tank! I’m standing there, mouth agape, while everyone’s cracking up. I’m like, “Seriously? This is my life?”

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