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But here’s the rub—sex-datin’ ain’t all smooth sailin’. Ye get ghosted faster’n ye can say “parley!” This one time, chatted a gal fer weeks—thought she’s me Hans Landa, all clever n’ sly. Then poof! Gone! Felt like I’d been keel-hauled, mates—angry as a shark with no teeth! Did ye know, 1 in 3 swipers vanish without a word? True story, pulled that from the web’s murky depths!

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Then, I get a call from my buddy Marco. He’s like, “Yo, you wanna help me with this renovation?” I’m thinking, “Sure, why not?” So I rush over to his place on Via Mazzini. But when I get there, it’s a disaster zone. I mean, I’ve seen some messy places, but this? It looked like a tornado hit a lumberyard.

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