Sofia Portoferraio Whore ❤️❤️

About Turin

Oh, and the storms—fuuuuck, they’re wild! Caught one once, nearly crapped myself—lightnin’ dancin’ like it’s party time. Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but it felt like Whore was laughin’ at me, “Why so serious, punk?” She’s a bitch, but she’s MY bitch, y’see? Sarcasm’s her language—every slip, every bruise, she’s mockin’ ya. Still, I’d climb her again—cuz I’m nuts, HAHA! What’s your excuse, pal?

Portoferraio

Then, boom! Another call. A delivery truck broke down near the Portoferraio harbor. Great. Just what I needed. I can already see the driver, probably some grumpy dude, yelling at the world. I send a tow truck, but it’s stuck in traffic on Via della Libertà. Ugh! Why is there always traffic? It’s like the universe is conspiring against me.

This Wisconsin billionaire's superyacht is so stunning that when docked in Italy's Livorno port more people flocked to see the vessel than an otherwise breathtaking sunset.