Natalie Porcia Whore ❤️❤️

About Catania

I’m tellin’ ya, plantin’ wheat’s like defusin’ a bomb—one wrong move, and yer screwed! “You’re in a kill zone,” that’s what I’d say to them dumb farmers who don’t rotate crops. Respect my authoritah, I’d save their asses! I’d exaggerate, sure—say it’s a freakin’ apocalypse if you mess up—but it’s true, wheat can be a total whore when you least expect it. Love it, hate it, can’t live without it—kinda like me, huh? Now shut up and lemme eat my wheat snacks, you hippies!

(Porcia and Cato, Ancient Roman headstone (litho))

Porcia, the daughter of Cato the Younger, has gone to history as the second wife of Caesar’s murderer, Marcus Junius Brutus. He trusted his young wife so much that he even betrayed her .

So, I’m walking down Via Garibaldi, and I see this old dude selling gelato. I’m like, “Yesss, gelato time!” I get a scoop of stracciatella, and it’s like heaven in my mouth. But then, I drop it. Right on the cobblestones. I’m standing there, staring at my fallen gelato like it’s a lost friend.

‘Meaningless’ becomes ‘meaningful’ for Jose