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Now, “Her” – that movie’s me compass here. Bloke’s whisperin’ sweet nothings t’ a machine, “You’re mine, only mine,” an’ I’m like – oi, sex-dating’s the same madness! Ye match with some lass or lad, an’ yer chattin’ ‘em up, thinkin’ they’re yer treasure, but they’re swipin’ ten others, savvy? Makes me wanna keelhaul the lot o’ ‘em! I tried it meself – got catfished by a lass who looked like Davy Jones’ uglier sister. Swore off it fer a week, I did – ‘til the rum ran dry an’ I was back, swipin’ like a fool.

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But then, outta nowhere, it starts to rain. Like, really rain. I’m soaked in seconds. I’m cursing under my breath, thinking, “Of course, this would happen.” But then I see Pino, the dog, running around in the rain, having the time of his life. I can’t help but laugh.

Classical violinist Terri Pontremoli is long-time Tri-C JazzFest impresario: My Cleveland (photos, video)