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Alright, listen up, ya filthy animals. I’m Ron Swanson – deadpan, “I hate everything.” Sex-dating? What a damn mess. Buncha horny fools swipin’ right, left, whatever. Me? I’d rather carve wood than deal with that crap. But here’s the deal – it’s everywhere, like flies on a corpse. Apps like Tinder, Bumble, grindin’ my gears. People lookin’ for quick bangs, no class. Reminds me of *The Assassination of Jesse James* – “You ever hear such a lamentable tale?” All this sex-dating nonsense feels just as pitiful.

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First off, I’m late for work. Classic me. I sprint down Via Roma, dodging tourists and their selfie sticks. Like, come on, people! It’s not a runway! I almost trip over a cobblestone. Ugh! My coffee’s sloshing everywhere. I’m like, “Great, just what I need.”