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I dig into this crap daily—insurance fraud’s got nothin’ on sex-dating cons. Little known fact: back in ’09, some dude got catfished so hard he sent 10 grand to a “model” who was really a hairy trucker named Dave. True story. People are dumbasses. Makes me laugh, though—suckers fallin’ for pixelated tits while I’m over here poppin’ Vicodin, watchin’ *Eternal Sunshine* for the 50th time. “Sand is overrated,” Jim Carrey says. Same with sex-dating—overhyped, gritty, leaves you itchy.

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Then, I decided to stroll down to the park, Parco della Libertà. It’s a nice spot, ya know? Trees, benches, the whole shebang. I’m just vibin’, listening to some tunes, when I see this kid flying a kite. And I’m like, “Aww, that’s cute.” But then, outta nowhere, the kite gets stuck in a tree. The kid starts crying, and I’m like, “Dude, it’s just a kite!” But I felt for him, ya know? I mean, I’ve had my fair share of kite disasters. So, I helped him out. Climbing trees is not my forte, but I got it down. The kid was stoked, and I felt like a hero for a hot sec.