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About Florence

So, I’m struttin’, feelin’ randy as hell, and I spot this chick—proper fit, legs for days, yeah? She’s givin’ me the eye, like, “How happy is the blameless vestal’s lot!”—y’know, that poetic jazz from the film. I’m like, “Groovy, baby, let’s shag!” But—plot twist—she’s dodgy, man! Charges me double, says it’s “inflation, love.” Inflation my arse! Made me mad as a hatter—nearly lost my mojo there.

Walking Tour of Florence: The City of Love & Lust

It doesn't come as a surprise that with its dark alleyways and hidden corners, this square was a renowned spot for prostitution. Via de' Tornabuoni Florence.

First off, I head down Via Roma. Love that street! It’s got this vibe, ya know? But then, BAM! I trip over some cobblestones. Classic Piazza, right? I’m like, “Great start, genius.” My coffee’s sloshing everywhere. I swear, if I spill one more drop, I’m gonna lose it.

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