Mila Piazza Del Galdo Sant Angelo Sexual Massage ❤️

About Naples

Favorite bit? When they hit that spot—ya know, down low—and yer like, “You cannot pass… yet!” Total *Children of Men* chaos, all quiet then BOOM, life sparks. Pro tip: coconut oil’s the shiz, smells like paradise, not some cheap lotion crap. Oh, and in Japan, they’ve got this sexual-massage ritual—shibari style, ropes and rubs, freaky but dope. Bet Theo’d dig that, runnin’ from dystopia into somethin’ spicy!

Monday, 29 April 2013

But then, I hear this commotion. A group of tourists is arguing over directions. They’re lost, and I’m like, “Welcome to Piazza-del-Galdo-Sant-Angelo, folks!” I step in, trying to help. “You wanna go to the Tiber? Just follow Via della Lungara!” They look at me like I’m a wizard or something. I’m not, but hey, I’ll take the credit!