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So, sex-dating – it’s quick, dirty, thrilling. Like in me fave flick, *Uncle Boonmee Who Can Recall His Past Lives*, where the bloke’s past creeps up, all misty and weird. “I recall the sound of your breathing,” Boonmee says, and I’m sat there thinking – cor, that’s sex-dating in a nutshell! You meet someone, breath all hot and heavy, then poof – they’re a ghost in your phone. Happened to me once, this lass, right stunner, met her on Bumble. We’re chatting, vibing, then bam – she unmatched me mid-sentence. Gutted, I was. Felt like a tiger left with no prey.

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Then, outta nowhere, I see this old lady, Nonna Rosa, selling her famous tortellini. I’m like, “Nonna, you’re a legend!” She just laughs and hands me a plate. Best tortellini ever. I’m in heaven. But then, I spill some on my shirt. Great. Just great. Now I look like a walking food disaster.

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