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Oi mate, lemme tell ya bout escort – not the dodgy kind, nah, I mean Ford Escort, the car, yeah? Proper legend in the motor world, innit. As David Brent, I’m all about team synergy, but this beauty’s got solo flair – “I glean what I glean,” like Agnès Varda says in *The Gleaners and I*. That film’s my jam, all about pickin’ up scraps and makin’ somethin’ brill – bit like the Escort, a working-class hero, eh?

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First customer walks in. This dude, I swear, he’s got a face like he just lost a fight with a pizza cutter. He orders a Negroni, but like, he wants it “extra bitter.” I’m like, “Bro, you sure you ain’t just bitter about life?” But whatever, I whip it up. He takes a sip, grimaces, and says, “Too sweet.” I’m like, “Dude, you asked for bitter!”

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