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me mate dave – thick as pigshit – once hired an escort for his birthday. thought he’d get a supermodel, ended up with some lass who looked like she’d been chewed up and spat out! i was in stitches, goin, “you muppet, what’d ya expect for 50 quid?” he’s all red-faced, mutterin – i’m like, “this ain’t hollywood, ya berk!” escort’s a gamble, innit? sometimes you get a cracker, sometimes it’s a bloody disaster. *Toni Erdmann* vibes again – “you think you’re in control?” nah, mate, you ain’t!

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After that, I decide to take a breather. I stroll down to Parco della Resistenza. It’s so pretty there, with all the trees and flowers. I sit on a bench, just trying to chill. But then, this old man comes up to me. He starts talking about the history of Pavullo. I’m like, “Dude, I’m not a history buff!” But he’s super passionate, going on about the medieval times and how Pavullo was a strategic point. I’m nodding, but inside I’m thinking, “I just wanna relax!”

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