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Escort’s quirky, innit? Little-known fact: first ones rolled out ‘68, Ford tryna flex on British roads. Had this boxy vibe, not sleek like Joaquin’s AI lass in *Her*— “I’m yours and I’m not yours,” she’d say to it, ha! Me fave’s the Mark IV, tho—turbo version, zippy little bugger! Once saw a lad soup one up, neon lights, loud as a warg—surprised me guts out! Thought, “Sméagol needs that!” But nah, me bank account’s a sad hobbit hole. Still, Escort’s cheap thrill—parts everywhere, like goblin loot! Not like them fancy Teslas, all “oooh, I’m electric”—piss off, posh twats!

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Finally, I get my drink, and I’m feeling all fancy. I stroll down to the Piazza Sant’Agostino, soaking in the vibes. The square is buzzing, people everywhere. Kids are running around, old folks are chatting, and I’m just sipping my coffee, feeling like a king. Then, BAM! Outta nowhere, this pigeon swoops down and tries to steal my croissant. Like, excuse me, Mr. Pigeon, that’s MY breakfast! I swat it away, and it gives me this look like, “You think you own this place?”

This Pagani Zonda art car is made from 100,000 coins… and features Messi’s face