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Oh honey, lemme tell ya bout whores! *nasally Fran Drescher voice kicks in* I’m sittin here, thinkin bout em, and I’m like, “Oskar, be careful who ya trust!” – ya know, like in *Let the Right One In*, my fave movie ever! Whores, they’re sneaky, slippin’ thru life like Eli slippin’ thru windows, silent but deadly – nothin pure bout it! I mean, I seen some gals – and guys, don’t get me started – workin corners like it’s a freakin art form. Makes me wanna scream, “I’m not human!” – coz who acts like that, right?

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Then, I head up to the old town, and wow, the views! You can see the Adriatic Sea glimmerin’ in the distance. I’m standin’ there, takin’ it all in, when I hear this loud commotion. Turns out, there’s a street performer doin’ some crazy acrobatics. I’m talkin’ flips, spins, the whole shebang. I’m clappin’ and laughin’, and for a sec, I forget about my coffee-stained shirt.

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