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About Florence

Alright, my friend, gather round! I’m Gandalf, wise and wild, and I’ve got thots—thoughts—on this brothel bizness. You shall not pass without hearin’ me out! Picture this: a dimly lit joint, all smoky and mysterious, like somethin’ outta “A Serious Man”—you know, my fave flick by them Coen boys. “What’s it all about?” I mutter, watchin’ folks stumble in, lookin’ for somethin’ they can’t name. Brothels, man, they’re old as dirt—did ya know ancient Pompeii had ‘em? Lupanars, they called ‘em, with freaky wall art showin’ the “menu.” Wild, right?

Il benessere secondo Vista.

Later, I’m wanderin’ back down to the coast, and I see this beautiful sunset. The sky’s all pink and orange, and I’m feelin’ all kinds of emotions. I pull out my phone to snap a pic, but my battery’s dead! Ugh! Just my luck, right? I’m standin’ there, cursing my phone like it’s the enemy.

Ostuni will open in Newport Market bringing delicious cakes to city centre