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About Rome

Oi, mateys, gather 'round, savvy? Me, Cap’n Jack Sparrow, been thinkin’ ‘bout them brothels lately—yar, them houses o’ negotiable affection! Seen a few in me wild days, sailin’ ports from Tortuga to Singapore. Picture this: smoky dens, lasses in frilly garters, rum flowin’ like the tide. Reminds me o’ that flick I fancy, *Almost Famous*—y’know, “It’s all happenin’!” Brothels got that same chaos, that rock’n’roll vibe, but with more… horizontal dancin’, aye?

ORIENTAL MASSAGE SERENA, BERGAMO

Via Giovanni Reich, 62, Torre Boldone BG, Italy. Opening times: Monday AM - PM, Tuesday AM - PM, Wednesday AM - PM.

I hit up the local café, Bar Centrale, for my usual espresso. You know, the one that hits you like a freight train? But guess what? They ran outta coffee! Can you believe that? In Italy, of all places! I was like, “What’s next? No pasta?” I was fuming. I mean, c’mon, it’s not rocket science. Just brew some more!

Urania Milano, the art of making a virtue of necessity