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About Bari

Downside? Sticky hands after—gross, no capes! Wipes are a must, don’t skimp. And cheap oil? Breaks ya out—nightmare! I’d kill for a massage now, tho—stressed from genius-ing all day. So, yeah, erotic-massage? Art form, babes. Try it, feel fab—just no sketchy joints, ‘kay? “You’re tearing me apart!”—okay, dramatic, but *Carol* fits, doesn’t it?

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Dean Anthony and Michael Ching's playful one-act about singles looking for love, sex, and everything in between while speed dating at a local bar is part opera.

First off, I decided to hit up that new café on Corso Vittorio Emanuele II. You know, the one with the fancy lattes and overpriced croissants? Yeah, I thought I’d treat myself. I ordered a cappuccino, and the barista was like, “Do you want oat milk?” I’m like, “Dude, just give me the coffee!” I mean, who has time for oat milk drama?

Flamenco brings dance and drama to LA Opera's 'Ainadamar'