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About Bari

So, picture this—I’m out there, tools in hand, fixin some busted radio, and I hear these dudes whisperin bout “where’s the girls at?” Made me wanna scream, “YOU GET A CAR!”—but nah, they’re chasin somethin else. I’m like, why you sneakin round shady corners when Wes Anderson’d make it a quirky adventure? “This is our land!”—ha, more like their street corner, boo!

The Abduction of Opera

In Pretty Woman (), Edward takes Vivian to see La Traviata: an opera about a prostitute who falls in love with a wealthy man.

Finally, I made it back to the theater, and guess what? The show was about to start! I squeezed into my seat, all out of breath. The lights dimmed, and I was like, “Okay, let’s do this!” The opera was some classic, you know, the kind where everyone’s singing in Italian, and I’m just sitting there pretending I understand.

Even with WNO’s fine cast, Bates’ Steve Jobs opera still fails to compute