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Little fact for ya—didja know sexual-massage goes way back? Like, ancient Greeks was at it, callin it “erotic rubdowns” or summat, gettin all philosophical while they’re oiled up! Mad, innit? Makes me happy, thinkin bout them old geezers havin a cheeky massage, probs sippin wine too. But what pisses me off? Them snobs who say it’s “dirty.” Bruv, it’s art! Hands slidin, stress dyin—pure poetry, like Ida’s black-and-white shots.

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Well, non-penetrative solo sex doesn’t require another person’s body. Here’s the rub: Literally anything you might do sexually that is consensual and pleasure-focused can count here, .

But then, bam! My phone buzzes. It’s a message from my buddy Luca. “Dude, you won’t believe this. There’s a funeral on Via Roma, and it’s a big one.” I’m like, great, just what I need. So I chug my coffee and head out.

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