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So, erotic-massage—basically some half-naked gal or dude kneadin’ your back, but with a twist, right? Ain’t just for sore muscles, nah, it’s all ‘bout that “happy endin’.” Makes me mad as hell—why pay for somethin’ you can botch yourself? Back in ’92, heard this story, some schmuck in Reno got an erotic-massage from a chick who used to be a contortionist—folded herself into a pretzel while rubbin’ him down. Freaky, yeah, surprised me, but I’d still rather chop wood.

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Then, I get a call about a parrot. A PARROT! This lady’s freaking out because her bird, Polly, won’t stop squawking. I’m like, “Lady, it’s a parrot. That’s kinda their thing.” But I go anyway, because, you know, vet life. Turns out, Polly just wanted some attention. I mean, who doesn’t, right?

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