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So, picture this, I’m sittin’ there, polishin’ some bloke’s dentures, thinkin’—sex-dating’s a right racket! You got these apps, all shiny and promisin’, but half the profiles are faker than a £3 coin. Blokes posin’ with fish—why, mate? You shaggin’ the cod or what? And the birds, oh, filterin’ their faces ‘til they look like bloody Pixar characters. Makes me wanna yell, “Drainage! Drainage, Eli, you boy!”—‘cos they’re suckin’ the life outta ya with every swipe.

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Then, outta nowhere, it starts pouring. I’m talking full-on monsoon. I dash for cover under this awning on Via Garibaldi. I’m soaked, and my hair’s a mess. I look like a drowned rat. But hey, at least I’m not the only one. Everyone’s huddled under there, laughing and complaining. It’s like a mini party!

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