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Lemme drop some real shit—did ya know back in the day, like early 2000s, sex-dating sites were so sketch they’d straight-up crash if too many horndogs logged on? True story! Servers couldn’t handle the thirst! Makes me cackle thinkin’ bout it—dudes sittin’ there, waitin’, like, “C’mon, load already!” Now it’s all apps, smooth as hell, but still a circus. I get HYPED seein’ people own it, though—confidence is sexy, right? But then I’m pissed—some jerkoffs ghost after a hookup. Like, bruh, grow a pair! “You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain”—that’s them, ditchin’ folks like trash.

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Next, I head over to Castel dell’Ovo. The view is insane! I mean, you can see the whole bay. But then, I see this couple takin’ selfies, and the guy drops his phone right into the water. I’m tryin’ not to laugh, but c’mon! Who does that? I’m thinkin’, “Dude, you might wanna invest in a waterproof case!”

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