Mila Motta Sant Anastasia Sexual Massage ❤️

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Ever tried it? Me, I’m dreamin’—elevator dings, I step out, bam, there’s this goddess with oils, whisperin’, “Lie down, Larry.” Ha! Fat chance, stuck here pushin’ buttons. But sexual-massage—it’s art, man! Slippery, slow, sensual—like “a tear slipping from my eye,” like that movie line. Surprised me once, read this story—some monk in Thailand, swear to God, gave “holy” sexual-massages, said it woke yer soul up! Soul, my ass—woke somethin’ else, I bet! Cracked me up, thinkin’ bout monks gettin’ frisky.

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So, I dust myself off and head to the local café, Bar Centrale. I needed my caffeine fix. I ordered a cappuccino, and the barista, this cool dude named Marco, was like, “You’re a musician, right? Play somethin’ for us!” I was like, “Dude, I just want my coffee!” But then I thought, why not? So, I grabbed my guitar from my bag and started strummin’ a few chords. The crowd loved it! I felt like a rockstar for a hot minute.

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