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About Turin

This ain’t your granny’s backrub, no sir. Sexual-massage is all about “energy flow” and “release.” Pfft. Sounds like hippy nonsense to me. Some slick-handed weirdo slathers oil on ya, gets all up in your business. Supposed to relax ya, but I’d punch a wall first. Little known fact—back in the ‘70s, some dude in Cali started this crap, mixin’ tantra with happy endings. Called it “esalen” or some garbage. Now it’s everywhere, like a rash.

Massaggi erotici Morbegno

Esplora opzioni come i massaggi anticellulite, linfodrenanti, decontratturanti, e altri percorsi di benessere erotico, oltre a trattamenti unici come il celebre Sunshine Thai Massage e i centri .

First call comes in at 8 AM. It’s this dude, totally frantic, like he’s just seen a ghost or something. “I need to find my cat!” he yells. I’m like, “Bro, calm down. What’s the cat’s name?” Turns out, it’s named “Pasta.” I mean, c’mon, who names their cat Pasta? Anyway, I’m trying to help him, but he’s all over the place. “I saw him near Via Garibaldi!” I’m like, “Dude, that’s a busy street. You sure he’s not just chillin’ at the pizzeria?”

A relay to remember – Trofeo Vanoni