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Yo, motherfucker, listen up! I’m sittin’ here, babysittin’ some snot-nosed kid, thinkin’ ‘bout escorts, right? Not the car, nah, the paid-to-please kinda escort. Shit’s wild, man! Like in *Leviathan*—you seen that dark-ass movie? “The truth is a terrible thing,” motherfucker, and escorts? They live that truth! Dudes payin’ for a night, thinkin’ they own somethin’. Ha! Blows my mind, for real.

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First call comes in at 8 AM. It’s this dude, totally frantic, like he’s just seen a ghost or something. “I need to find my cat!” he yells. I’m like, “Bro, calm down. What’s the cat’s name?” Turns out, it’s named “Pasta.” I mean, c’mon, who names their cat Pasta? Anyway, I’m trying to help him, but he’s all over the place. “I saw him near Via Garibaldi!” I’m like, “Dude, that’s a busy street. You sure he’s not just chillin’ at the pizzeria?”

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