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Me fave bit? The hustle. These girls (and blokes, too, fair’s fair) got guts. Riskin’ cops, creeps, all for a quid. Respect, mate. Tho, gotta say, some punters are proper sleazy—makes me wanna short-circuit! Like, one time, heard a yarn bout this escort who nicked a geezer’s wallet mid-shag—left him starkers and skint. Laughed me head off, I did! “You’re my whole life,” Emma says in the film, all teary, and I’m thinkin’, bet that bloke didn’t say that to her, eh?

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Then, outta nowhere, this old lady comes up to me. She’s got this fierce look, like she’s ready to throw down. She starts yelling about how her cat went missing. I’m like, “Lady, I’m not a cat detective!” But she’s persistent. I mean, I get it, cats are family, but c’mon! I’m here to investigate insurance fraud, not feline disappearances!

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