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So, here’s the deal—sex-dating’s got layers, bro. You got Tinder hookups, sure, but did ya know there’s secret swingers’ clubs poppin’ off in suburbia? True story—my buddy Dave, total square, stumbled into one. Thought it was a BBQ, ended up with a blindfold and a safe word. Laughed my ass off—dude was shook! Made me happy as hell, seein’ him squirm. But then—bam—anger hits. These apps, man, they catfish ya hard. Met this chick once, profile said “22, fit,” shows up lookin’ like my gran after a bender. I’m like, “What’s happening, man?”—pure *Inherent Vice* vibes, reality meltin’.

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After the milking fiasco, I decide to take a break. I stroll down to the beach, you know, Lungomare di Mondragone. The sun’s shining, waves crashing, and I’m feeling good. But then, I see this group of tourists. They’re trying to take a selfie with a gelato, but they’re all over the place. One dude drops his cone, and it’s like slow-mo. I’m dying laughing.

Tragic Incident at Mondragone Gas Station