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About Rome

What gets me happy? Nothin’ ‘bout her, that’s for damn sure. Maybe when she tripped runnin’ from the john—faceplanted right in the mud. Laughed my ass off, dark as that humor is. Surprised me how quick she bounced up, though—tougher than she looks, like Eilis facin’ the new world. “One day you’ll feel at home,” I think, quotin’ *Brooklyn* in my head, but this whore’s home is a dumpster, and she likes it there.

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Next, I had to check out a claim on Via dei Tribunali. This lady said her apartment got flooded. I get there, and it’s a whole scene. Water everywhere! I’m talking like a mini lake in her living room. She’s freaking out, and I’m just trying to keep it together. I mean, how do you even deal with that?

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