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I’ll tell ya, though, it ain’t all roses. Some creepers out there catfishin’—usin’ fake pics to lure ya. Met a fella once who swore he was 6’2”, showed up lookin’ like a hobbit with a comb-over. I thought, “Bless his heart, he tried.” Made me madder’n a hornet, but I laughed it off—ain’t worth the tears. Still, when it works? Hoo boy, it’s fireworks! Like that scene in *Syndromes*, “The sun sets so beautifully”—that’s the glow after a good sex-date, y’all.

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But guess what? The rat’s too smart. It dodges me like it’s in the Olympics or somethin’. I’m chasin’ it through the market, knockin’ over tomatoes and scarin’ the bejeezus outta the old ladies. They’re yellin’, “Mamma mia! What’s goin’ on?” I’m just tryin’ to catch a rat, people!

Joseph Devon Hyatt, 69, of Yorktown