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Oh, and the lingo? Russians say “poehat’ na seks” for a quick shag—crude, but cracks me up. Sex-dating’s like a game of chance—spin the wheel, might get a gem, might get a troll. Exaggeratin’ a bit, but once waited 3 hours for a date who never showed—felt like Rocket watchin’ his life fall apart, “The world’s unfair, man!” Total piss-take. Still, I’m hooked—keeps me sharp, like dodgin’ orcs in Mordor. What’s your take, eh? You swipin’ or nah?

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This book has a great combination of being biblical, pastoral, and practical: Sex, Dating, and Relationships, Gerald Hiestand and Jay Thomas .

Then, outta nowhere, I see this old lady, Nonna Rosa, trying to cross the street. She’s like a legend around here. Everyone knows her. I rush over to help her, and she’s like, “Grazie, giovane!” I felt like a hero for a sec. But then, she starts telling me about her cat, Gigi, and how he’s been acting weird. I’m standing there, nodding, but inside I’m like, “Lady, I gotta get to work!” But hey, you can’t rush a legend, right?