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So, sex-dating—think Tinder on steroids, but dirtier. You swipe, you match, you bang. Simple. Greed drives it—wantin more, wantin now. I’m sittin there, scrollin profiles, seein ass pics and thinkin, “Hell yea, this is Wall Street of pussy!” No flowers, no dinners—just straight to the good stuff. Last week, matched this chick, bio said “DTF,” met her in 20 mins—bam, greed is good, right? No waitin, no fakin.

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Dating would mean “going out together” and in that you can have sex why not. It's better to find out about sex with your partner before you are married.

Finally, I make it to my office on Via Garibaldi. I’m a document specialist, which sounds fancy, but really, I just deal with a ton of paperwork. Ugh. But today, my boss, Mr. Bianchi, decides to throw a surprise meeting. Like, who does that? I’m sitting there, half-listening, half-dreaming about pizza. And then he drops this bomb: “We need to revamp the filing system.” I’m like, “Revamp? Dude, it’s a filing cabinet, not a spaceship!”