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About Milan

I got into it once, swear, this chick had hands like a goddamn wizard. Little known fact—ancient Romans were freaks for this shit. Called it “massage with benefits,” no kiddin’. Slaves rubbin’ down senators, oil and togas flyin’. Made me happy as hell, thinkin’ ‘bout that history—dirty bastards! But then, this one time, dude, the masseuse was all business, no spice. Pissed me off—false advertisin’, ya feel me? I’m like, “What you gonna do with that coin, friendo?” Total letdown.

Asia Pacific

First customer walks in. It’s this dude, all decked out in a suit, lookin’ like he just stepped outta a fashion magazine. He orders a double espresso, no sugar, and then proceeds to complain about the temperature of the milk. Like, bro, it’s a café, not a spa! I’m tryin’ to keep my cool, but inside I’m like, “Dude, it’s not that serious!”

The Reclining Buddha