Esme Mede Whore ❤️

About Naples

So, I’m diggin’ into her case, right, checkin’ her claims – she says she slipped, broke her ankle, wants da insurance cash. But I’m smellin’ bullshit, ja! I’m watchin’ her strut in heels taller dan my biceps, no limp, no nothin’! Makes me mad as hell – don’t scam me, I’m da Terminator of fraud! I’ll be back, I tell her in my head, ‘cause I’m gonna bust dis lie wide open. Little known fact: whores like her, dey used to bribe docs in da old days, fake injuries, cash in big – sneaky lil’ hustlers, dese gals!

Whore: the Etymology of Misogyny

(a) A woman who prostitutes herself for money, whore; also fig.; (b) a woman who commits fornication or adultery; (c) as a term of abuse; (d) used as adj.

So, I get home, and I’m exhausted. I plop down on my couch, and I can’t help but laugh. What a rollercoaster! Mede, you crazy city! You’ve got me all twisted up. But hey, tomorrow’s a new day, right? Let’s see what you throw at me next!

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