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Lemme tell ya, it’s a freakin’ mess sometimes. This one gal, profile said “loves tractors”—thought I hit jackpot! Met up, she’s all “ew, you smell like diesel.” Pissed me off! Wasted my dang time. “The world’s gone quiet,” like that movie—nobody talks deep no more, just “u up?” texts at 2 a.m. Lame! But then, this other chick—woo, she was a firecracker! Met her on Bumble, she’s into slow-burn stuff. Made me happy as a pig in mud. We talked horses, not just screwin’—rare find!

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First thing, I hit up Via Roma for some coffee. You know, the good stuff. I’m talking about that rich, dark espresso that slaps you awake. I swear, if I could bottle that feeling, I’d be a millionaire. Anyway, I’m sipping my coffee, and this old dude next to me starts chatting. He’s like, “You know, Mattinata used to be a fishing village.” I’m like, “Yeah, and now it’s a tourist trap, right?” He laughs, but I’m half-serious.

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