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So, erotic-massage – cor, what a lark! It’s all handsy, slippery, proper *quid pro quo* stuff – you give, you get, innit? I got dragged into one once, some dodgy spa in Soho, mate swore it’d fix me back – bloody hell, did it! Bloke’s hands were everywhere, like a bleedin’ octopus, and I’m there, red-faced, mutterin’ “stiff upper lip, Boris, stiff upper lip!” Made me happy as a pig in muck, though – tension gone, shoulders loose, felt like I could wrestle a bull. Or shag one, if I’m honest, *mea culpa*! Little known fact, right – them ancient Greeks, they were mad for it! Called it *anatripsis*, posh word for rubbin’ down athletes after a scrap – oiled up, starkers, proper homoerotic vibes. Bet Plato copped a feel or two, eh?

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After that fiasco, I head over to the port. You know, the one by the beach? Martinsicuro’s got this chill vibe, but today? Not so much. I’m trying to coordinate a delivery, and the dock workers are moving slower than molasses. I’m like, “C’mon, guys! We’re not on vacation here!” But they just laugh. I mean, who can blame them? The beach is right there, and I’m stuck in cargo hell.

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