Brooklyn Martellago Brothel ❤️❤️

About Catania

I heard—don’t quote me, I ain’t no holocron—brothels in old Nevada had secret tunnels! Miners’d sneak in, dodge the sheriff. Wild, right? Makes me wanna scream, “What do you mean?!” like David in *A.I.* when he’s all lost. I’m imaginin’ those tunnels now, damp and creaky, leadin’ to rooms where folks paid for a quick “forever love”—ha, what a scam! Gets me steamed, y’know? Promisin’ love but it’s just credits changin’ hands. Ain’t that a kick in the servos?

Luxury debauchery, or the 3 most luxurious brothels in the history of Europe

Montecompatri Brothel Italy, Facesitting, Anal Sex (depends on the size), Striptease/Lapdance, Anal Sex (depends on the size).

I plop down on my couch, and I’m like, “What a day!” I grab a beer and just chill. Tomorrow’s another day, and who knows what’ll happen? But for now, I’m just gonna enjoy this moment. Cheers to Martellago!