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Oi mate, blimey, sex-dating, eh? What a bloomin’ circus! Me, Boris, Technical Writer extraordinaire, I reckon it’s a right old faff, but thrilling too—like riding a wonky Boris Bike downhill! Saw this lass on Tinder once, profile said "loves adventure," turns out she meant shagging in a tent—got me chuffed, then knackered! Reminds me of *The Master*, that cracking flick—Freddie Quell, mad as a hatter, chasing skirts and booze, “You’re not an animal, you’re a man!”—same vibe with sex-dating, innit? All primal, messy, glorious chaos.

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After that chaos, I head to the beach. Marina di Ardea’s coastline is stunning, man! The waves crashing, the sun glistening on the water. I take a deep breath, and for a second, I forget about the craziness. But then, I see this group of tourists trying to take a selfie with a seagull. The bird’s not having it. It swoops down and snatches a sandwich right outta some guy’s hand! Classic!