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So, I’m sittin’ there—thinkin’, man, sex-dating’s like a fancy pastry from Mendl’s bakery, y’know? Looks sweet, but sometimes it’s just air inside. Back in Scranton, my buddy Tommy—good ol’ Tommy—tried this app, met a gal who said she was 28. Turns out, she’s 45, three kids, and a pet iguana named Steve! He’s like, “Joe, I’m in love!” I says, “Tommy, c’mon man, that’s a whole sitcom, not a date!” Laughed ‘til my sides hurt—still cracks me up.

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After stuffing my face, we decide to walk it off. We hit up the streets again, and I’m feeling all nostalgic. Macherio has this vibe, you know? The old buildings, the narrow streets. It’s like stepping back in time. But then, I see this guy on a bike, and he almost runs me over. I’m like, “Dude, chill! This ain’t the Tour de France!”

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