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About Bari

I seen it, baby, I SEEN it! This one time, my cousin Shonda—ooh, she wild—met this fool on Tinder. Thought he was fine, right? Shows up, he’s got a unibrow thicker than my Sunday cornbread! She text me, “Madea, pray for me!” I’m hollerin’, “Halleluyer, get out that date!” She said he kept talkin’ ‘bout his “passion for taxidermy”—stuffin’ dead squirrels, y’all! Sex-dating fact for ya: 1 in 5 folks lie ‘bout their height. Shonda learned that the hard way—dude said 6’1”, showed up 5’4” with lifts in his boots!

Komme in Kontakt

By the time I leave the restaurant, I’m a mix of happy and stressed. I decide to walk it off. I wander down to the old town, where the streets are all narrow and charming. I love that vibe. But then, I trip over a cobblestone. Classic! I’m like, “Really, Lizzanello? You’re gonna do me like that?”

A different woman in Mussolini's Italy