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Sometimes – I’m quirky. Hummin’ tunes mid-massage. Therapist’s like – “dude, what?” Hilarious. Sarcasm kicks in – “oh, *real* professional.” Keeps it light. Sexual-massage ain’t stiff – pun intended. Gotta laugh – or it’s awkward. Worst part? Overpriced spots – $200? Robbery! Still – I’m hooked. You try it – tell me. Bet ya can’t quit. Like me – and *The Assassin*. Obsessed!

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I had a massage and three hours of wellness at this spa. Very professional masseuses and very friendly reception staff. The sea view regenerates body and mind.

First off, I hit up Via delle Sirene for breakfast. You know, the usual—cappuccino and cornetto. But lemme tell ya, the barista was in a mood. I mean, c’mon dude, it’s 8 AM! He spills my coffee all over the counter. I’m like, “Great, just what I needed!” But hey, I laughed it off. I mean, it’s Lido, right? Gotta roll with the punches.

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