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I seen it, y’all—apps like Tinder, Grindr, swipin’ left and rigt (oops, right!), folks chasin’ tail faster’n I can load a semi. Makes me laugh, ‘cause half these jokers don’t even know what they’re fishin’ for! Little known fact—back in ’09, some dude in Texas got catfished so bad on a sex-date, showed up with roses, found a 6-foot biker named Bubba waitin’. True story! How’s that workin’ for ya, huh? Bet he was madder’n a wet hen!

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Then I decide to stroll down to the beach. The sun’s shining, the waves are crashing, and I’m feeling good. But wait! What’s that? A seagull swoops down and tries to steal my croissant! I’m flailing my arms like a madman, yelling, “Get away, you feathered thief!” People are staring, and I’m just there, defending my breakfast like it’s the last croissant on Earth.

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