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About Florence

So, sexual-massage—it’s old as dirt. Ancient Rome had these “massage parlors,” wink-wink, where senators got their togas in a twist. Little known fact: Japan’s got this soapland gig—girls slather you in suds, slide all over, fuckin’ wild! I tried it once—holy shit, slippery as hell, nearly broke my damn neck, but damn, I was HAPPY. Like, “We’re alive, we’re alive!”—straight outta the movie, that rush of survival, but hornier.

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Massage (additional fee). Kneipp shower, relax room. Garden and environment. Terrace. Service. WLAN Internet (WiFi); Barrier-free; Bancomat/POS accepted; Lift.

Next, I decide to check out the Parco Secolare degli Asburgo. It’s this beautiful park with ancient trees and a view that’ll knock your socks off. I’m wandering around, feeling all philosophical, when I see this couple taking selfies. They’re all lovey-dovey, and I’m like, “Aww, cute.” But then, they start arguing. Like, full-on shouting. I’m just standing there, eating my gelato, trying not to laugh.

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