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Still, it’s got perks. You lonely? Boom, sex-dating’s there. You horny? Swipe right, problem solved. “The life we live is not ours alone,” like that movie line—everybody’s in on it. But the fakes? Man, they piss me off. This one time, I’m chattin’ this “model,” turns out it’s a bot tryna sell me crypto. I’m heated, like, “I wanted ass, not assets!” Surprised me how slick they get—AI pimpin’ now?

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As the day goes on, I hit up a little trattoria. I order some pasta, and it’s like a party in my mouth. I’m talkin’ about the kind of pasta that makes you wanna dance. But then, I see a rat scurryin’ across the floor. I’m like, “Nope! Not today!” I’m outta there faster than a deer in the woods.

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