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The worst part? Catfishers, ugh, they boil my blood! This one dude—swore he was 6’2”, ripped, shows up lookin’ like a soggy noodle. I’m like, “You must play,” quotin’ Szpilman’s grit, but inside I’m screamin’, “Liar!” Sex-dating’s a gamble—half the time you’re dodgin’ fakes, half the time you’re prayin’ for a spark. Little tip: check their pics for blurry hands—dead giveaway they’re hidin’ somethin’.

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But then, I head down to Corso Giuseppe Mazzini, and it’s like the universe flipped a switch. Traffic’s a mess! Cars honking, people yelling. I’m just trying to get to my first appointment, and I’m stuck behind this dude who’s clearly never heard of a turn signal. Like, c’mon man, it’s not rocket science!

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