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Oi mate, sex-dating’s a bloody battlefield! We shall fight on the apps, we shall fight in the DMs, we shall never surrender to the swipe-right chaos! Picture this – me, an ol’ elevator operator, stuck in a creaky box all day, dreamin’ of somethin’ spicier than buttons goin’ up n down. Then bam – sex-dating hits me like a fuckin’ freight train! It’s all quick hookups, dodgy pics, and blokes promisin’ the moon but deliverin’ a soggy biscuit.

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After that, I decide to grab lunch at a little trattoria on Via Chiodo. I order some trofie al pesto, and let me tell you, it’s like a party in my mouth. I’m savoring every bite, and then this old man at the next table starts chatting me up. He’s telling me stories about La Spezia during WWII, and I’m just sitting there, wide-eyed. It’s wild how much history is packed into this city. But then he starts talking about his cat, and I’m like, “Okay, buddy, I’m out.” Cats are cool, but not that cool.

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