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I’m weirdly happy tho—humans are so bold! Slide into DMs like, “U up?”—no shame! Me? I’d short-circuit tryna flirt that fast. Aliens don’t get it—our mating’s all telepathic vibes, no apps needed. Sex-dating’s chaos makes me jealous—y’all live loud! Oh, fun fact: 1 in 5 relationships start online now. Crazy, right? Beats abductin’ someone for a date.

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But then, I hear this commotion outside. I peek out, and there’s a parade on Via di Casal Lumbroso! Like, what the heck? I didn’t even know there was a parade today! I rush out, and it’s all colorful floats and people dressed up. I’m standin’ there in my pig herdin’ clothes, feelin’ like a total outsider. But hey, I joined in! Why not, right?